Prologues “There are Four Things Left to Do” Swords clanged, shields cracked, armor rang with the blows of mortal combat upon the fields of battle. That, and the sound of furious button-mashing and barely audible streams of morally-questionable epithets. This is decidedly NOT Sparta, and most definitely not West Hollywood. “Through” Turbines. Row upon orderly […]
I present to you a list of names. Billy Joe Sasquatch Teabag Johnson Sanchez Billigote Mulligan Fee Jordy van Fitzpution Frank Sass Frank Furtz Smithe Wilbur Bord Hausersnatch Horburt Dinglekatz Fatsy Carmichael Horrabuhl Beech Chuck Batz Chuck Meetz Chuck Shoetongue Roland Catscats Kat Pooht Ivan Wunderfuhl Wanda Sykes
It’s the annual tradition that’s not so annual: The Wayward Cynic’s Running Diary of the Academy Awards! I’ll get right to the action as we join our telecast on the red carpet. 8:22pm: Sacha Baron Cohen shows up as the dictator from his new, similarly-named movie and spreads Kim Jong Il’s ashes on the carpet […]
Welcome to The Wayward Cynic’s annual running diary of the great American pasttime’s holiest of holy days: Super Bowl Sunday the 46th! I will cover the game, the commercials, the chips, the dips and the beers, all from the comfort of the Internet. I miss the old, every-year-a-new-logo format these new logos woefully lack. Woe.
After returning from an epic vacation with my girl, it occurs to me it’s been far too long since I’ve put together a full-fledged trip report. Alas, this report will probably be mainly bullet points and pictures, but take what you can get. You can view the full image galleries here or on Facebook. Enjoy.
Song: No Jeremy Artist: Pearl Jam Album: 2010 X-mas Single / Red Rocks ’95 Release: 9/29/11 Music: Pearl Jam Lyrics: Vedder [audio:slow_jeremy.mp3]
Song: ¡Olé! Artist: Pearl Jam Album: ? Release: 10/19/10 Music: Pearl Jam Lyrics: ? [audio:ole.mp3]