SupercalifragilisticBradyisatrocious

9:33pm Giants ball with three minutes and change left. In the immortal words of Bud Light’s ad wizards: here we go.

*Jeff grabs Bud Light, pounds it, smashes bottle to the ground while yelling unintelligibly*

9:33pm HUGE catch by Manningham on the sideline. SUCK IT, BELICHICK!

9:36pm Belichick’s replay challenge fails.

TWEET @_DanFisher: “Smash is so close”

9:39pm We’re down to the two-minute warning in yet another entertaining, down-to-the-wire Super Bowl. Seems like we’ve been spoiled the last half-dozen years or so.

9:41pm GODADDY: STOP MAKING SUPER BOWL ADS.

9:45pm Ahmad, stay on the 1-yard line and the game is over!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TWEET @jeffpearlman (author): “:57”

Exactly; that’s an eternity for a guy like Brady.

9:48pm I have to pee REALLY bad.

9:49pm SACK! SUCK IT, BRADY!™

9:51pm 4th and 16; the Pats get the 1st down. Lindsey: “every sportscaster wants to suck Brady’s ****.” Yet another reason we all love Lindsey.

9:52pm Penalty for 12 men on the field. New York, what are you doing?

9:53pm Wow. That hail mary was a lot closer than you’d like. Giants win.

End of Quarter Score & Temperament Update™
Score: Giants 21, Patriots 17
Melanie’s Mood: WHERE AM I?!

A great game, mediocre commercials, and excellent chip dipz spent with some wonderful friends. I hope you enjoyed the day’s festivities and my recounting of it. Good night.

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  1. As always….great read! Very entertaining. Thanks! : )

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