9:33pm Giants ball with three minutes and change left. In the immortal words of Bud Light’s ad wizards: here we go.
*Jeff grabs Bud Light, pounds it, smashes bottle to the ground while yelling unintelligibly*
9:33pm HUGE catch by Manningham on the sideline. SUCK IT, BELICHICK!
9:36pm Belichick’s replay challenge fails.
TWEET @_DanFisher: “Smash is so close”
9:39pm We’re down to the two-minute warning in yet another entertaining, down-to-the-wire Super Bowl. Seems like we’ve been spoiled the last half-dozen years or so.
9:41pm GODADDY: STOP MAKING SUPER BOWL ADS.
9:45pm Ahmad, stay on the 1-yard line and the game is over!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TWEET @jeffpearlman (author): “:57”
Exactly; that’s an eternity for a guy like Brady.
9:48pm I have to pee REALLY bad.
9:49pm SACK! SUCK IT, BRADY!™
9:51pm 4th and 16; the Pats get the 1st down. Lindsey: “every sportscaster wants to suck Brady’s ****.” Yet another reason we all love Lindsey.
9:52pm Penalty for 12 men on the field. New York, what are you doing?
9:53pm Wow. That hail mary was a lot closer than you’d like. Giants win.
End of Quarter Score & Temperament Update™
Score: Giants 21, Patriots 17
Melanie’s Mood: WHERE AM I?!
A great game, mediocre commercials, and excellent chip dipz spent with some wonderful friends. I hope you enjoyed the day’s festivities and my recounting of it. Good night.